1. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
2. “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life. ”
3. “Don’t everyone thank me at once.”
4. “You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.”
5. “Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company! ”
6. “I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur.”
7. “I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot.”
8. “Look, your worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.”
9. “Marching into a detention area is not what I had in mind.”
10. “This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up… Ugh.”
11. “Can you help? Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock.”
12. “3PO. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he’ll get no such pleasure from us.”
13. “Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.”
14. “I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is… it’s true. The Force. The Jedi… All of it… It’s all true.”
15. “Listen, big deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.”
16. “Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!”
17. “How ya feeling kid? You don’t look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.”
18. “One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”
Vincent Salera
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