“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! – To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.”
“Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?”
“I don’t look in mirrors.”
“Why is that?”
“Because horses and hogs don’t sit around ogling their reflections!”
“Well, for starters, you only wear black.” “Because it doesn’t get dirty.” “You don’t ever leave your house.” “People don’t look at me there.” “For the Create-a-Tale Competition, your story ended with Snow White eaten by vultures and Cinderella drowning herself in a tub.” “I thought it was a better ending.”