28 Quotes For Lovers Of Chocolate

by Vincent Salera 23 Sep 2018

1. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food. ”
― Michael Levine

2. “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.”
― Jane Seabrook, Furry Logic Laugh at Life

3. “Can I come back and see you sometime?”
“Long as you bring me some chocolate,” Gramma said, and smiled. “I’m partial to chocolate.”
“Gramma, you’re diabetic.”
“I’m old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be chocolate.”
― Rachel Caine, The Dead Girls’ Dance

4. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

5. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

6. “Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.”  ― Lora Brody

7. “Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

8. “Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

9. “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.”
― Joanne Harris, Chocolat

10. “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.”
― Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Save

11. “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.”
― Sandra Boynton

12. “I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.”
― Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart

13. “The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”
― Terry Moore

14. “It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.”
― Graham Greene, The Heart of the Matter

15. “When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.”
― Joan Bauer

16. “I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”
― Amy Neftzger

17. “When I die,’ I said to my friend, ‘I’m not going to be embalmed. I’m going to be dipped.’ Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”
― Adrianne Marcus

18. “You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there’s lots of chocolate in this house.”
― Keryl Raist

19. “The sound of the ocean breaking our silence was like chocolate syrup poured into a glass of milk, dispersing into awkward dark clumps while waiting to be stirred.”
― Rachel Cohn, Shrimp

20. “Chocolate is meant to be eaten with a smile on your face, and love in your heart.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

21. “You brought chocolate—as far as I’m concerned, you’re my new favorite person.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows

22. “As last days go, mine sucked. The last day I would have chosen — the last day I deserved — would have involved more chocolate.”
― Robin Wasserman, Skinned

23. “Chocolate. The food of the gods, as my grandma used to call it. And I totally agree. It’s the answer to prayers. Emotional relief. A form of currency. An aphrodisiac. Raw and dark. White and saccharine. Milky sweet. Mouthwatering. It’s all good; I don’t discriminate.”
― K.K. Allen

24. “Personally, I like a chocolate-colored sky. Dark, dark chocolate. People say it suits me. I do, however, try to enjoy the whole spectrum. A billion or so flavors, none of them quite the same, and a sky to slowly suck on. It takes the edge off the stress. It helps me relax.”
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

25. “I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.”
― Amanda Mosher, Better to be able to love than to be loveable

26. “He craved sex and chocolate. Chocolate was his heroin. Men were his needle.”
― Tom Cardamone, Night Sweats

27. “I miss the thrill of your self-destructive heart that melts in the sun like chocolate, bittersweet and incandescent.”
― Maria Elena, Eternal Youth

28. “Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don’t have any.”
― Marja McGraw

Vincent Salera

Founder CEO/CCO @ World's Best Story™ amplifier of creativity & fun!